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Sebastien for President!

Sebastien — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:21:04 +0000

It is time to change this nation! Vote for me!

Someone lost his job today at Amazon

Sebastien — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:14:36 +0000

It was first reported by Twitter that around 10 a.m., Amazon.com shut down, giving an error code to anyone visiting it. It is now back on track but Amazon lost big money.

Amazon PR:

The Amazon retail site was down for approximately 2 hours earlier today (beginning around 10:25) – and we’re bringing the site back up.

Amazon’s systems are very complex and on rare occasions, despite our best efforts, they may experience problems. We work to minimize any disruption and to get the site back as quickly as possible.

Amazon’s web services were not affected nor were our international sites.

According to TechCrunch, Amazon loses $31,000 per minute they are not working. That’s about $3,286,000! No doubt that someone got canned today at Amazon…

Pedophile Beards

Sebastien — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:50:21 +0000

It’s all about the looks!

4 original USB sticks

Sebastien — Thu, 29 May 2008 04:38:10 +0000

The Sushi USB Stick

The Barbie USB Stick

The USB Shrimp Stick

The USB Thumb

Buy a car, get a free gun

Sebastien — Thu, 22 May 2008 23:16:14 +0000

A Missouri car dealer said on Thursday sales have soared at his auto and truck business since launching a promotion this week that promises buyers a free handgun or a $250 gas card with every purchase.

Max Motors, a Missouri dealership that has as its logo a grimacing cowboy wielding a pistol, has sold more than 30 cars and trucks in the last three days, far more than its normal volume. And owner Mark Muller credits his decision to start offering buyers their choice of a $250 gas card or a $250 credit at a gun shop.

We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns,” said Muller. “I’ve got a gun in my pocket right now. I have a rifle in my truck. We’ve got to shoot the coyotes out here, they’re attacking our cows, our chickens. We’re not clinging to nothing. We’re just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want. This is the way it ought to be.

21 accents by Amy Walker

Sebastien — Tue, 20 May 2008 18:35:51 +0000

Amy Walker is saying the same thing over and over again with different accents: “hello, I’m Amy Walker, I’m 25 and I’m from…”

Steve Ballmer Gets Egged

Sebastien — Mon, 19 May 2008 22:13:40 +0000

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer was egged by a protester during a speech he gave at a Hungarian University. As this video shows, the protester rose to his feet to challenge Microsoft for stealing billions in Hungarian taxpayer money, then started hurling eggs at Ballmer, who was forced to take cover behind a desk.

Indiana Jones Lego Boulder

Sebastien — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:30:21 +0000

This is what happens when geeks have too much spare time…

Thanks GAS for this post.

Giant NES Controller Coffee Table

Sebastien — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:36:01 +0000

Some people definitely have too much time on their hands…. like our friend Kyle for example who made a gigantic NES controller coffee table. The best part is that the controller actually works! Check out his blog for more pictures.

Microsoft now hiring Google Killer

Sebastien — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:55:45 +0000

Found in one of Microsoft’s European offices: